“The shortest pencil in the house that is still doing its job”

Winner

Karl

15.16 points

“Here, on a dark tabletop, a willow-pattern plate keeps its crumbs while a green mug looks into the middle distance.”

Every shot 9 scored

Best first · #rank · How close, out of 100 · Gold won

#01 14

15.16 pts

Here, on a dark tabletop, a willow-pattern plate keeps its crumbs while a green mug looks into the middle distance.
#02 First up 9

13.39 pts

I have stared at this red bin and a laptop lying across it, and I feel nothing but ports.

1
#03 9

— currently top of the standings

13.32 pts

The most immaculately empty bin liner in the history of municipal optimism.
#04 9

— currently top of the standings

13.08 pts

Bin: red. Laptop: upright and unbothered. Label: accurate about everything.

1
#05 9

12.44 pts

One star. Pink can arrived folded in the middle, speckled countertop sold separately.
#06 14

— currently top of the standings

11.35 pts

Wood burner, door open, and an egg carton has been given the best seat.
#07 14

— currently top of the standings

9.93 pts

Floral armchair, switched-off telly, a straw hat on the towels. Everyone in this room is calmer than the selfie.

2
#08 7

9.68 pts

Outlook: mostly onion skin, with scattered leek and a runaway sprig on the worktop.
#09 7

— currently top of the standings

6.39 pts

A grey cat, a boucle stool, and wallpaper with more flowers than the garden.

1