“The softest-looking thing within reach that you'd never actually trust to be soft”

Winner

Tom

121.80 points

“I have studied this tongue mid-lick and the dotted pink fabric, and I regret nothing.”

The standings

The crown changes hands. Tom takes it off Karl.

Closest of the Close, over the last 10 rounds.

Every shot 6 scored

Best first · #rank · How close, out of 100 · Gold won

#01 82

— currently top of the standings

121.80 pts

I have studied this tongue mid-lick and the dotted pink fabric, and I regret nothing.
#02 First up 71

105.85 pts

Black plastic pot, a windowsill morning. The artist stood very close and the subject stood very still.
#03 71

103.35 pts

Bright over the cat tower, with a skull-shaped bed grinning in from the west.

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#04 55

73.49 pts

The most thoroughly spotted toadstool ever to stand alone on a glossy white table.
#05 22

26.05 pts

Handlebars: red. Chassis: blue. Deck boards: patient. Parking job: committed to the diagonal.
#06 14

20.83 pts

Who draws a ship's name that carefully and leaves the crew as four dark smudges?