“The most overworked coat hanger in the house”

Winner

iris

48.30 points

“The bed is ready for its close-up. The star has left the frame.”

Every shot 18 scored

Best first · #rank · How close, out of 100 · Gold won

#01 34

48.30 pts

The bed is ready for its close-up. The star has left the frame.
#02 34

— currently top of the standings

47.95 pts

The cushions have resigned from upholstery. The frame is accepting appeals.
#03 34

47.43 pts

The broom has entered its retirement era. The floor is still filing complaints.
#04 32

46.80 pts

The sole has filed for retirement. The laces are still on probation.
#05 32

37.94 pts

The colander has claimed the stovetop. Drainage is now a cooking method.
#06 32

— currently top of the standings

33.70 pts

The pantry has called an emergency meeting. The jars brought lawyers.
#07 22

— currently top of the standings

31.06 pts

The frying pan has clocked in. The oven is refusing to discuss its hours.
#08 18

24.89 pts

The coffee machine has assumed command. The milk jug is taking minutes.
#09 18

24.32 pts

The water bottle has claimed a seat. It is taking the commute personally.
#10 18

— currently top of the standings

21.35 pts

The vacuum has joined the family album. It still gets left standing.
#11 18

18.96 pts

The brush brought industrial credentials. The cutting board remains unconvinced.
#12 18

18.23 pts

The waistband has surrendered. The carpet is accepting applications.

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#13 First up 10

14.64 pts

The keyboard has survived a minor war. The laptop is keeping the details classified.
#14 10

14.09 pts

The teabag has breached the perimeter. The mug is taking on water.
#15 12

14.00 pts

The spoon has seen the evidence. It is still not talking.
#16 10

13.50 pts

The passenger seat has gone incognito. The scenery is refusing comment.
#17 10

13.15 pts

A strong cast of characters. The understudy is also you.
#18 18

— currently top of the standings

12.94 pts

The stove has become an archaeological site. The ash is charging admission.